|Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?|
If you don't know how to fill in the rest of that quote, shame on you. Yes, I'm being horribly judgmental but I am an avowed Star Wars fan and that quote is one of the biggies. It's right up there with "Use the Force, Luke!" and "I've got a very bad feeling about this." I think it's fair to say that having at least a few Star Wars quotes in your repertoire of witty comebacks is a geek essential.
I could write this whole post about Star Wars quotes alone, but that would mean ignoring some of my favorites from elsewhere in the geekverse. There's Star Trek, and Firefly and The Terminator and Monty Python, and, and, and.... actually I could probably write a book. I don't have time to do that today given Christmas presents like Star Wars: The Old Republic and Lego Mindstorm demanding my attention, so instead here are just a few of my favorites. Not afraid you won't know them all? You will be, you WILL be....
"Use the Force, Luke!"
Really, if you don't know this one, then how on earth did you even find my blog? I should not need to tell you this but it's from Star Wars: A New Hope because it's the biggest, most important quote in all of geek history with endless potential for use in daily conversation. Co-worker can't get his file cabinet open? Struggling to get the lid of a jar of pickles? Can't quite reach the genuine replica lightsaber on your mantle? All these moments are perfect opportunities to break out this quote.
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one."
No one could forget Spock uttering this phrase as he was overcome by radiation after saving the Enterprise in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn. Then there's the slow slide down the glass as he collapses to the floor and dies. Wait, I need a minute.
This quote encompasses the essence of all that is Star Trek. The Federation is not about power and privilege, but about making the galaxy a better place and sacrificing for the common good. Use this one to con your friends into doing anything, from seeing a movie they don't want to see to giving you the last piece of pizza because you need it more. Try it, you'll see.
"I aim to misbehave."
A bit newer on the scene, but still an essential geek quote spoken by Captain Malcolm Reynolds on the short-lived Firefly television series. Unlike Spock or Obi-Wan's lines, there's no depth of meaning behind this one. It's a simple statement of the intent to have fun, cause trouble and wreak a certain amount of gleeful havoc. Hey, New Year's Eve is just a few days away, a moment designed for this quote if ever there was one.
If you ask Gollum, this line refers to The One Ring in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers but you can use it to refer to just about anything. It might be something amazing like a shiny new car or something you intend to take before your friends get the chance like the last piece of pizza. If you want it, then it's your precious. The key here is that you not only can but must use a creepy, scratchy Gollum-like voice to deliver this line.
"Have fun storming the castle!"
This is one of those movies that, if you watch it once, you can't help but find yourself quoting forever. The Princess Bride is chock full of memorable quotes, but this is one easy to sneak into conversations. Send your kids off to school or you husband off to work with this cheery wish. Or, your co-workers on their way to what is sure to be a long,boring meeting or the evening commute home.
This is by no means an all-inclusive list, like I said, that would require a book, but these are certainly my favorite and easiest to use quotes. If you know them all, 10 Geek Points to you, but more importantly, what would you add as essential quotes for every geek to master?