Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Transformers 3 and Movie Expectations

I did what any red-blooded American did over our holiday weekend.  That's right, I went to see a movie.  This was after consuming roughly my own body weight in hamburgers and hot dogs while hanging out with friends all afternoon.  I almost didn't go to see Transformers 3 because it was getting a love it/hate it response from people and I was desperately afraid I'd fall into the hate it camp.  There's nothing as disappointing as walking in to a movie thinking it will be fantastic, but wandering out a few hours later wishing you could get a refund.

We didn't leave terribly early for this one so when we arrived I was just hoping we'd get seats that weren't in the very first row.  No problem.  Ten minutes before it was due to start there were only four other people in the theater.  Four.  This may have increased my anxiety just a tad since a big movie and an empty theater is generally not a good sign.  By the time the movie started there were maybe two dozen of us, clutching our sodas and turning off our phones as the previews started.

Despite all my anxiety, all my worries that I would be terribly disappointed, this is officially the best movie I've seen this summer.  Now, now, now before you get all bent out of shape and call me crazy, let me explain.  I wanted action.  Unrealistic, completely over-the-top, not possible, unsurvivable by mere mortals action.  I wanted fighting robots.  I wanted fun one-liners and corny comic relief.  Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon had all of these things.

I've heard complaints that Shia LaBeouf was mopey and didn't do much for the first half of the movie.  Okay, I'll agree he was a bit mopey but it made sense for his character and there was so much happening around him, so much crazy, that I could forgive the mopey.  Also, there is a fantastic car chase where our hero is about to die and Bumblebee morphs from car to bot to car again all while Shia flies through the air letting out a scream worthy of a twelve year old girl.  I love him for pulling that off perfectly and making me and everyone else in the theater laugh and will forgive the mopey for that scene alone.

There are also complaints that the action is too drawn out and completely unrealistic.  Really?  So when you went in for a movie about alien robots that transform into cars and help save our world from destruction, were you really expecting a film firmly rooted in reality?  That there's your problem.  This is, at its heart, a Transformers movie.  Half the fun of seeing this is watching stuff you know would never work, not even a little, and seeing it, well, work.  Sure, the chances you'd survive sliding through the shattered glass of a giant skyscraper without being sliced to bits are very small.  It doesn't matter.  They survived and it was awesome.

I'm critical of movies that don't live up to my expectations, especially when they advertise themselves as one thing but turn out to be something else.  That makes me walkaway angry.  But Transformers was exactly what it was billed...action, explosions, robots, action and action.  My expectations were firmly met and I just held on for the ride.  It wasn't a serious, hard-hitting commentary on the world and the human condition.  It was the Transformers doing what they do best.  Oh, and one last thing.  The voice of Sentinel Prime is Leonard Nimoy.  If you happen to be a Star Trek fan, pay close attention to this little fact.  LLAP, enjoy the movie, and let me know what you thought of this actionfest.

3 comments:

  1. I have to say that I am in total agreement with you. Although it wasn't the best movie EVER, it was very enjoyable and by far the best I've seen this summer. Coming in second is Bridesmaids if that tells you anything. What I am hoping for now is a reboot of the franchise so maybe we'll get to see some really hardcore Transformers stuff, like I don't know, maybe...THE DINOBOTS!!!!

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  2. Complete agreement with you as well.

    This was one of the best films I have seen this summer, and it rounds off the trilogy very nicely.

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  3. it was okay, being a hardcore Transformers fan, I just didn't like Sam or Carly, would have rather seem both groups team up again Unicron for the 3rd movie

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