Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Impossible Cars
Take the much loved Aston Martin, a beautiful line of cars that, unlike the DeLorean, is still in production. If you have a giant pile of cash in your pocket then you can own one, just like James Bond. The minute he got behind the wheel of a DB5 in Goldfinger, Astons became the official car of all spies everywher. His had been custom fitted with all sorts of useful gadgets including a bullet proof shield and water cannons. I'm pretty sure those are neither standard nor optional at your local dealer no matter how much money you throw in their direction. Regardless, every time I see one I expect it to be followed by evil villains firing guns out of the windows of their inferior sedans. And I am going to guess that more than a few people behind the wheel of an Aston have thought "Bond. James, Bond" as they sped down the highway in an imaginary chase. But is this the coolest impossible car?
No, the coolest impossible car, the one every kid would want and every adult would love to take for a Sunday drive is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang from the Disney movie starring Dick Van Dyke. This film came out in the 60's but was set way back in 1910. How cool is this impossible car? If you happen to get stuck on a beach at high tide it automatically deploys flotation devices. In the event you accidentally drive off a cliff, no worries, it will sprout wings and a propeller and fly you to safety. You don't even have to tell it what to do because this car thinks. And there's no denying the incredible appeal of Chitty's style. The actual car used in the film is made from brass bits of Edwardian era cars and pieces of a World War I British fighter plane. The best part? This beautiful bit of steampunky automotive impossibility can be yours for an estimated $1-$2 million in an upcoming auction. While I search the couch cushions for loose change, tell me which impossible car you'd like to see in your garage.